//Spoilers// Game of Thrones doled out it bleakest episode yet, and left me in a livid, seething rage. I. AM. FURIOUS!
//Spoilers// Game of Thrones continues its strong momentum from the last episode, but switches from a bloody focus to verbal warfare. Also, lots and lots of asses.
I am not okay. I am SO not okay! What the hell just happened?!
Oh please just shut up about realism and sexposition already!
//Spoilers// Well let us break into the pink champagne and the cucumber sandwiches, ‘cause it sure as hell was ladies night in Westeros.
//Spoilers// There’s dragons, Tyrion quipping, boobs and severed limps and it is glorious. Oh, also there’s dragons. Game of Thrones is back, and here’s my three favourite moments from the fantastic opening episode Valar Dohaeris